THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

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While I was sitting quietly in my throne room this· Ominous looking weather
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downtown Victoria, British Columbia, Canada (a· Humorous historical romance novel
quaint, quirky colonial outpost right smack dab on· Herds of children running through the house
the San Andreas fault line), my mind began to· Name of a hard metal rock band
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Of course when you're waiting for "big things" to· The reason behind a daily devotional
happen or, ...patiently standing on one foot for· A fantasy and science fiction convention -
your ship to arrive at the bus station, or heaventhe key to three women's destinies
forbid ...lollygagging about because Godot hasn't· An American-made circa 1989 detective
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something odd is bound to happen. Don't ask me· A technology solution for an MS practitioner
why, it just does.· The subject of a Unitarian Church sermon
Which brings me to the random topic of "things· Name of a children's horror book
that go bump in the night" (TTGBIT). Not being· A special lodging package including a
the quivering or querulous sort, I decided toHorse-Drawn Wagon ride
inquire further into the wonderful world of· A discount store news item featuring a
TTGBIT.crypt
However, when I typed into my web browser, I· Strange sound made by a barbecue grill
landed on something called "bravepages".right outside my computer room window
Expecting to meet Robin Hood, the Red Dwarf or· Name of a Paranormal Database Record,
maybe my favorite white-haired classicand more engaging than the faceless "404"
TV-Western film star, Hop-a-long Cassidy and hismessenger
colleague "The Cisco Kid", to my dismay I· The Vampire Support page
received a rather strange invitation to sign up for· A Tasmanian Forestry feature
a free website -- not quite what I was expecting,· An exploration of Grey and Gothic literature
-- but nevertheless an "awesome" experience, as(UBC)
the younger generation would say.· Noisy nooky-makers
Ever the inquisitive type, I now have only 42,300· Name of a CD music sampler ... better than
websites to wade through according to the folks"Ho-Hum"
at What a perfect project for the "Empress of· Contents of a Scottish Prayer "When the
Everything" to undertake instead of the usualWhole Earth was Overrun with Ghosts"
royal duties ...you know, proffering pithyless· What "beast" (big thing) do you want to
proclamations, knighting every knave in the realm,study or evaluate, and why?
or taking the wretched Corgis for a walk.· Raw sockets, Neohapsis and NTBugtraq
So, in case you're wondering about some of theBTW, if you want to more ...please do check out
stuff that popped up under the category "thingsthe remaining 42,269 web pages and email me at
that go bump in the night", here are a few:with your fabulous finds!